New Year, New Turtle, Old Poop

Photo grabbed from the Moose Toys website

The only thing my middle daughter wanted for Christmas was a pooping turtle. The ads for the Little Live Pets Gotta Go Turdle promise “an interactive, toilet-trained turtle who loves to sing, dance, chat back, eat, and poop — on the toilet!” To a five-year-old, that’s a persuasive pitch. For weeks, all we heard was:

Pooping turtle! Pooping turtle! Pooping turtle!

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Civil rights lawyer, law professor, and high school dropout. Writes about the Midwest, class struggle, and the untold horrors of the justice system.

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Dan Canon

Dan Canon

Civil rights lawyer, law professor, and high school dropout. Writes about the Midwest, class struggle, and the untold horrors of the justice system.

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