The True Story of the Solar Eclipse of April 8, 2024

Dan Canon
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6 min readApr 14, 2024

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Most of you heard the conspiracy theories. The solar eclipse of April 8, 2024, would cast America into darkness for days. The eclipse was engineered by NASA so that the Egyptian snake god Apep could seize control of the planet. The eclipse allowed the European Organization for Nuclear Research to open “demonic portals.” The eclipse would be used by “globalists” to “make a big push for evil, negative…

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Dan Canon
Tell Your Story

Civil rights lawyer, law professor, and high school dropout. Writes about the Midwest, class struggle, and the untold horrors of the legal system.